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  An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’The girl picks up the phone and makes a call…. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of thei.........r house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
 

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: ‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
 

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’ At this point, the father, who had remained silent and the mother who has been wailing since shout unanimously, ‘You’ll sleep with her again!